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Jupiter Island is a town located on the barrier island also called Jupiter Island, in Martin County, Florida, United States; the town is part of Florida's Treasure Coast. It is part of the Port St. Lucie metropolitan area. The Town of Jupiter Island is located next to the unincorporated community of Hobe Sound. The population of Jupiter Island was 804 at the 2020 census.
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Moortown railway station was a railway station serving both the village of Moortown and town of Caistor in Lincolnshire, England on the line between Grimsby and Lincoln opened in 1848 and closed in 1965.
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