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{"type":"standard","title":"Loves Only You","displaytitle":"Loves Only You","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q64780107","titles":{"canonical":"Loves_Only_You","normalized":"Loves Only You","display":"Loves Only You"},"pageid":60976590,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Loves_Only_You%28JPN%29_IMG_7016-1_20191110.jpg/330px-Loves_Only_You%28JPN%29_IMG_7016-1_20191110.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Loves_Only_You%28JPN%29_IMG_7016-1_20191110.jpg","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283968805","tid":"2d82641d-118f-11f0-a4c4-38253c06ea37","timestamp":"2025-04-04T19:58:29Z","description":"Japanese Thoroughbred racehorse","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loves_Only_You","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loves_Only_You?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loves_Only_You?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Loves_Only_You"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loves_Only_You","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Loves_Only_You","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loves_Only_You?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Loves_Only_You"}},"extract":"Loves Only You is a Japanese Thoroughbred racehorse. She showed promise as a two-year-old when she won both her races. In the following spring she took the Wasurenagusa Sho before extending her unbeaten run to four by winning the Yushun Himba in record time. She sustained her first defeat in November 2019 when she ran third in the Queen Elizabeth II Cup. She failed to win in five starts as a four-year-old in 2020, but returned to her best form in 2021 when she won the Kyoto Kinen, Queen Elizabeth II Cup, the Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf in the United States and the Hong Kong Cup. She was awarded an Eclipse Award as the American Champion Female Turf Horse for 2021, as well as the JRA Award for Best Older Filly or Mare of the same year.","extract_html":"
Loves Only You is a Japanese Thoroughbred racehorse. She showed promise as a two-year-old when she won both her races. In the following spring she took the Wasurenagusa Sho before extending her unbeaten run to four by winning the Yushun Himba in record time. She sustained her first defeat in November 2019 when she ran third in the Queen Elizabeth II Cup. She failed to win in five starts as a four-year-old in 2020, but returned to her best form in 2021 when she won the Kyoto Kinen, Queen Elizabeth II Cup, the Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf in the United States and the Hong Kong Cup. She was awarded an Eclipse Award as the American Champion Female Turf Horse for 2021, as well as the JRA Award for Best Older Filly or Mare of the same year.
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Bekasi Timur Station is a class III railway station located in Duren Jaya, East Bekasi, Bekasi, West Java. The station, which is located at an altitude of +19 meters, is included in the Jakarta Operational Area I and only serves the KRL Commuterline route.
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