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Mynomes is a North American subgenus of voles in the genus Microtus. Species in this subgenus are:
- Gray-tailed vole, M. canicaudus \n
- Western meadow vole M. drummondii \n
- Florida salt marsh vole M. dukecampbelli \n
- Montane vole, M. montanus \n
- Creeping vole, M. oregoni \n
- Eastern meadow vole, M. pennsylvanicus \n
- Townsend's vole, M. townsendii
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