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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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