{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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